I have been posting again and you can see it on www.myrusticview.com
Saturday 19 April 2014
Friday 11 April 2014
New Site running
Aye Aye Landlubbers.
I have been developing a new website that incorporates all my blogs and malarkey
www.myrusticview.com
All future posts will be on there (been several updates already as I forced myself to understand tghe simple complexities of getteing a web site rolling that is fit for purpose.
If you enjoy my ramblings (or read them as some form of self flagellation) please go across and sign up and in future (if on the mail list) you will automatically receive notification when I make a blog. www.myrusticview.com
Love and Peace
Bentley
I have been developing a new website that incorporates all my blogs and malarkey
www.myrusticview.com
All future posts will be on there (been several updates already as I forced myself to understand tghe simple complexities of getteing a web site rolling that is fit for purpose.
If you enjoy my ramblings (or read them as some form of self flagellation) please go across and sign up and in future (if on the mail list) you will automatically receive notification when I make a blog. www.myrusticview.com
Love and Peace
Bentley
Thursday 9 January 2014
New Resolution failed
Screaming Bollocks,
That’s right, great big sweaty screaming bollocks.
No mine just screaming bollocks in general.
I have failed at one of my resolutions for this year.
That was to stop wasting my time on obscure expat web sites arguing the toss, about garbage like the ghastly royal family, with anonymous people who, for some strange reason, seem to think they are a jolly good wheeze and rather top hole.
That’s right, great big sweaty screaming bollocks.
No mine just screaming bollocks in general.
I have failed at one of my resolutions for this year.
That was to stop wasting my time on obscure expat web sites arguing the toss, about garbage like the ghastly royal family, with anonymous people who, for some strange reason, seem to think they are a jolly good wheeze and rather top hole.
Life really is a bit short to be discussing these things that I would normally dismiss with a flick of the wrist, or raised eyebrow, and it makes it even worse that I am often discussing stuff with people, who although they have never spent time in my company, actually despise my forum persona and make it a point to take offence or affront at anything I write.
Those of you who know the more mischievous side of me will be grinning at that because it’s a bit like showing a red rag to a bull. It just spurs me on to stay engaged, knowing full well I am never going to help them see the folly of their ways, that they are never going to understand my rustic view of it, and I am likely to just enrage them by trying.
I will concentrate on not engaging, which is unnatural for me, however I will reduce my forum use which will afford me more time to engage on here if the opportunity arises.
Its not like giving up smoking, which personally I find as easy to do as starting smoking again, this is much more difficult to stop because of the social contact it affords me when I am away from Mrs Bentley. ( I know she will be raising her own eyebrow at that statement but it isn’t a cop out. What we couldn’t work out was how people find so much time when they are home to make loads of posts a day when for the 6 or 7 weeks I am home I doubt if I make more than one a week. I know full well how I get to spend time on the forums when I am at work but I am far to busy with life when home to be arguing with strangers and of course I have MrsB to be with )
When I am away time spent on a forum, even one where I am disliked by many purse lipped, tut tutters because of my outspokenness or feigned arrogance, can be enjoyable and its good fun to swap opinions (if for no other reason that to test my own) but writing just for oneself and possibly the handful of people who may read it on here is new to me. However it is a process I must go through if I am ever to get this book out of me.
Using my time engaging with strangers is not the most productive use of that time and time is the one resource that I realise I am now using more and more of, out of an ever shrinking reserve.
When I am away time spent on a forum, even one where I am disliked by many purse lipped, tut tutters because of my outspokenness or feigned arrogance, can be enjoyable and its good fun to swap opinions (if for no other reason that to test my own) but writing just for oneself and possibly the handful of people who may read it on here is new to me. However it is a process I must go through if I am ever to get this book out of me.
Using my time engaging with strangers is not the most productive use of that time and time is the one resource that I realise I am now using more and more of, out of an ever shrinking reserve.
Note to self
Must spend more time on here organising my thoughts into new and coherent argument and less time using known and tested coherent argument on anonymous strangers.
Must spend more time on here organising my thoughts into new and coherent argument and less time using known and tested coherent argument on anonymous strangers.
Love and Peace
Bentley
Bentley
check out www.myrusticview.com for new posts
Sunday 5 January 2014
The Website is launched
Aye Aye landlubbers
Amid no great interest at all to the wider world the long overdue website “www.myrusticview.com” is launched at last.
Amid no great interest at all to the wider world the long overdue website “www.myrusticview.com” is launched at last.
This website is designed to combine the three blogs (My ramblings and the two building renovation ones) as well as a new miscellaneous section, into one easy to use website that you are free to share with whoever you like.
As well as regular updates on the building progress I fully intend to make more postings in my general blog area and will be happy to engage on whatever subject takes your fancy, without having to conform to many of the more open public forums rules or netiquette, which seem to be designed with the aim of protecting the meek and easily offended.
I trust that regular users of this site will be a bit more robust in their argument/debating abilities and wont have an attack of the vapours and flounce of in a hissy fit if disagreed with at any stage.
It isn’t like a forum in the true sense of the word and is more a place where I will chuck my ideas and opinions out into the ether and you can either sit there read it and nod your head in agreement (or shake it in disagreement) or if you have the inclination you can take the time to type out your views on my views and how they differ or don’t as the case may be and perhaps we can argue them through.
Anyway I look forward to seeing you on here and as I have already said feel free to comment at any time or even just say hello if you like.
If you don’t want to comment or chat on open forum and don’t already have my email address it is
youfriskybeauty@hotmail.com
I trust that regular users of this site will be a bit more robust in their argument/debating abilities and wont have an attack of the vapours and flounce of in a hissy fit if disagreed with at any stage.
It isn’t like a forum in the true sense of the word and is more a place where I will chuck my ideas and opinions out into the ether and you can either sit there read it and nod your head in agreement (or shake it in disagreement) or if you have the inclination you can take the time to type out your views on my views and how they differ or don’t as the case may be and perhaps we can argue them through.
Anyway I look forward to seeing you on here and as I have already said feel free to comment at any time or even just say hello if you like.
If you don’t want to comment or chat on open forum and don’t already have my email address it is
youfriskybeauty@hotmail.com
Love and Peace
Bentley
Bentley
Sunday 29 September 2013
A new addition to the Bentley clan'
Aye Aye landlubbers (and a fellow seafarer I notice as well) who may take the time to read my ramblings from time to time.
Just had a frantic but fantastic 7 week leave that involved 3 days in the UK at the start of it for a wedding party and buying a new motor car for MrsB
.
The car ended up as sort of compromise because where as I was looking for a reliable run about that was easy to park and reasonably comfortable for longish journeys and in a nice tasteful sort of dark blue colour, MrsB wanted something that had at least a three liter engine 4 wheel drive with 6 speed auto/tiptronic transmition and that went like shit of a shovel (her words I can assure you) if so desired.
Imagine both out delights at finding an Audi TT 3.2 Auto Quatro for a bargain price and we even managed to get a superb french sink thrown in with the deal.
I had to go back to the UK to pick it up after about 10 days of being at home and had an "enjoyable and somewhat invigorating" drive from a place called Battle down to Pompey via M25 and A3.
Although it is MrsBs car I must admit to driving it like I stole it every time I get behind the wheel and yet even in my most derring do devil may care moments, utilising all my years of experience behind the wheel (many of them above the recognised speed limit) this car just laughs at me as though to say "You Wanker!!!, is that the best you can do?? is the that your best shot??? Ha you feeble pussy" So much so that I have taken to driving it reasonably sensibly on occasions just to show it who its bosses husband is. Oh yes that will teach it.
It handles like no other car I have driven (and I have driven and owned some gems) and its road handling and acceleration are quite remarkable if so desired. It is, in short, a right fucking bundle of laughs to drive and I haven't got out of it yet without a big grin pasted on my mug.
One of the madder thing is that even though some people we know have had a little "tut tut, what about the fuel costs" (not that we have asked anyone to put fuel in it for us) but it does loads more MPG than the pick up truck whom many would consider to be a very noble and fitting vehicle for a pair of scruffy renovators.
Ah well you cant win em all eh folks?
I am guessing that some people cant see past the gleaming body work and the 4 exhausts and the 3.2 badge but if they looked into my laughing glinting eyes as I was driving it or being driven by MrsB in it then they might understand why.
After the pick up for the last year or two it is like being someone who usually rides donkeys on the beach jumping up onto the back of a prancing frisky racehorse that just wants to gallop like a mad bastard everywhere. I know not everyone will like it (we don't care) or even consider it worthy of a blog but it is the newest addition to the Bentley family and a very welcome, exciting and enjoyable one too.
Yer tis in all its glory
and then with all it's glory in it as MrsB looking very glam takes it for a spin
Just had a frantic but fantastic 7 week leave that involved 3 days in the UK at the start of it for a wedding party and buying a new motor car for MrsB
.
The car ended up as sort of compromise because where as I was looking for a reliable run about that was easy to park and reasonably comfortable for longish journeys and in a nice tasteful sort of dark blue colour, MrsB wanted something that had at least a three liter engine 4 wheel drive with 6 speed auto/tiptronic transmition and that went like shit of a shovel (her words I can assure you) if so desired.
Imagine both out delights at finding an Audi TT 3.2 Auto Quatro for a bargain price and we even managed to get a superb french sink thrown in with the deal.
I had to go back to the UK to pick it up after about 10 days of being at home and had an "enjoyable and somewhat invigorating" drive from a place called Battle down to Pompey via M25 and A3.
Although it is MrsBs car I must admit to driving it like I stole it every time I get behind the wheel and yet even in my most derring do devil may care moments, utilising all my years of experience behind the wheel (many of them above the recognised speed limit) this car just laughs at me as though to say "You Wanker!!!, is that the best you can do?? is the that your best shot??? Ha you feeble pussy" So much so that I have taken to driving it reasonably sensibly on occasions just to show it who its bosses husband is. Oh yes that will teach it.
It handles like no other car I have driven (and I have driven and owned some gems) and its road handling and acceleration are quite remarkable if so desired. It is, in short, a right fucking bundle of laughs to drive and I haven't got out of it yet without a big grin pasted on my mug.
One of the madder thing is that even though some people we know have had a little "tut tut, what about the fuel costs" (not that we have asked anyone to put fuel in it for us) but it does loads more MPG than the pick up truck whom many would consider to be a very noble and fitting vehicle for a pair of scruffy renovators.
Ah well you cant win em all eh folks?
I am guessing that some people cant see past the gleaming body work and the 4 exhausts and the 3.2 badge but if they looked into my laughing glinting eyes as I was driving it or being driven by MrsB in it then they might understand why.
After the pick up for the last year or two it is like being someone who usually rides donkeys on the beach jumping up onto the back of a prancing frisky racehorse that just wants to gallop like a mad bastard everywhere. I know not everyone will like it (we don't care) or even consider it worthy of a blog but it is the newest addition to the Bentley family and a very welcome, exciting and enjoyable one too.
Yer tis in all its glory
and then with all it's glory in it as MrsB looking very glam takes it for a spin
Saturday 27 July 2013
Captains report about collision incident.
just read this and couldn't resist posting it up
Sir
It is with regret and haste that I write this letter to you, regret that such a small misunderstanding could lead to the following circumstances, and haste in order that you will get this report before you form your own preconceived opinion from reports in the world press. For I am sure that they will over dramatise the affair.
We had just picked up the pilot and
the apprentice had returned from changing the "G" flag for the
"H" flag and, it being his first trip, was having difficulty rolling
the "G" flag up. I therefore
proceeded to show him how. Coming to the
last part, I told him to "let go".
The lad although willing is not too bright, necessitated my repeating
the order in a sharper tone.
At this moment the Chief Officer
appeared from the chart room, having been plotting the ship's progress, and,
thinking it was the anchors being referred to, repeated the "let go"
to the Third Officer on the forecastle.
The port anchor, having been cleared away but not walked out, was
promptly let go. The effect of letting
the anchor drop from the "pipe" while the vessel was proceeding at
full harbour speed proved too much for windless brake, and the entire length of
port cable was pulled out "by the roots". I fear that the damage to the chain locker
may be extensive. The braking effect of
the port anchor naturally caused the vessel to sheer in that direction, right
towards the swing bridge that spans the tributary to the river up which we were
proceeding.
The swing bridge operator showed
great presence of mind by opening the bridge for my vessel. Unfortunately, he did not think to stop the
vehicular traffic, the result being that bridge partly opened and deposited a
Volkswagen, two cyclists, and a cattle truck on the foredeck. My ship's company are at present rounding up
the contents of the latter, which from the noise are pigs. In his efforts to stop the progress of the
vessel, the Third Officer dropped the starboard anchor, too late to be of
practically use, for it fell on the swing bridge operator's control cabin.
After the port anchor was let go and
the vessel started to sheer, I gave a double Full Astern on the engine room
telegraph and personally rang the Engine Room to order maximum astern
revolutions. I was informed that the sea
temperature was 53° and asked if
there was a film tonight: my reply would not add constructively to the report.
Up to now I have confirmed my report
to the activities at the forward end of the vessel. Down aft they were having their own problems.
At the moment the port anchor was
let go, the second Officer was supervising the making fast of the stern tug and
was lowering the ship's towing spring down onto the tug.
The sudden braking effect of the
port anchor caused the tug to "run in under" the stern of my vessel,
just at the moment when the propeller was answering my double ring Full
Astern. The prompt action of the Second
Officer in securing the inboard end of the towing spring delayed the sinking of
the tug by some minutes thereby allowing the safe abandoning of that vessel.
It is strange, but at the very same
moment of letting go the port anchor there was a power failure ashore. The fact that we were passing over a
"cable area" at that time might suggest that we may have touched
something on the river bed. It is
perhaps lucky that the high tension cables brought down by the foremast were
not live, possibly being replaced by the underwater cable, but owing to the
shore blackout, it is impossibly to say where the pylon fell.
It never fails to amaze me, the
action and behaviour of foreigners during moments of minor crisis. The pilot for instance, is at this moment
bundled in the corner of my day cabin, alternately crooning to himself and
crying after consumed a bottle of gin in a time that is worthy of inclusion in
the Guinness Book of Records. The tug
captain, on the other hand reacted violently and had to forcibly be restrained
by the Steward, who has him hand‑cuffed in the ship's hospital, where he is
telling me to do impossible things with my ship and crew.
I enclose the names and addresses of
the drivers and insurance companies of the vehicles on my foredeck, which the
Third Officer collected after his somewhat hurried evacuation of the
forecastle. These particulars will
enable you to claim for damages they did to the railings of no. 1 hold.
Here I must conclude this
preliminary report, for I am finding it difficult to concentrate with the sound
of police sirens and their flashing lights.
It is sad to think that had the
apprentice realised that there is no need to fly the pilot flag after dark,
none of this would have happened.
Monday 8 July 2013
Chinese whispers created noahs ark
Aye Aye landlubbers, Yo Ho HO! barrels of rum on dead men's chests, black spots from blind Pugh and all that malarkey.
T'was with a twinkle in me eye that I sat pondering all the animal names on board a ship that are in regular use and realized that I could have a scenario where I asked the bosun, who was keeping the dog watch, to do job on the monkey island.
I would have to call the engineers to get them to flash up the donkey boiler to provide steam for the winches in order to operate the derrick booms in union purchase.
That would mean making sure that a monkeys face was fitted, but we would have to make sure to properly mouse all the shackles holding it in place.
They would need to use a goose neck scraper to clean the swan neck vent and then use a dogs leg to paint it.
If they need to rig any staging they would have to use a lizard to secure it (but not with a cow hitch) and if one end of that was frayed they could quickly put a dogs dick in to tidy things up. They could tie it up under the crows nest and if the lizard was too long they could put a sheep shank in it.
If they needed to throw a rope to the other side they could put a monkeys fist in it.
Of course, in the olden days, if they made a pigs ear of the job I could always have administered the cat.
I now understand how the myth of noah's ark was created by Chinese whispers developed by landlubbers on overhearing sea dogs having a chat over a few rums when up the road on a rabbit run.
Glossary
Dog Watch:- Normally the 1600 to 2000 split into two.
Monkey Island:- The deck directly above the navigational bridge
Donkey Boiler:- Boiler used for jobs that require steam that can be provided without diverting steam from the main boilers of a steam driven vessel
Monkeys face (or in earlier times a Dead man’s face) :- A triangular metal plate with a hole near each angle apex and when looked at resembles a simple caricature of a monkeys face. Used for attaching two cargo runners and a cargo hook in order to effect two derricks into union purchase (or yard and stay as it is sometimes called) rigging
Mouse:- To secure the end of a shackle pin to ensure that it doesn’t come undone when under load or after constant vibration during operation.
Goose neck scraper:- A double ended metal scraper about a foot long with a sharpened scraping head at each end with one of the ends bent over at 90 degrees
Swan neck vent:- A tubular vent that comes up from the deck with the top 10 or 15 % bent back on itself in a u turn so it resembles a swans neck
Dogs Leg:- A long handled paint brush about a foot long to 18 inches with the brush head at an angle of about 30-40 degrees. Known ashore as a radiator brush so I am told.
Lizard:- A piece of rope approx. 2 fathoms long with a hard eye spliced into one end and a palm and needle whipping at the other. Used when a rope such as stage gantline or bosuns chair gantline is to be run through it to prevent chaffing.
Cow Hitch:- A knot similar to a clove hitch except the running ends emerge from the center of the knot in the same direction as opposed to a clove hitch where they emerge in opposite directions.
Dogs dick:- A back splice in a piece of rope.
Crows nest:- A look out station set high on a ships mast.
Sheep Shank:- A simple knot that is used to temporarily shorten a length of rope. Often found on grab lines fitted to the keels of lifeboats.
Monkeys Fist:- A knot that can be tied in the end of a piece of rope(usually a heaving line) that adds significant weight to the end of rope allowing it to be thrown further. Sometimes nuts or lead weights are added in the knot and as you tighten the strands of the knot it grips the weights much like a monkey putting its hand in a hole in tree to grab a treat and then not letting go of what it finds.
Pigs ear:-Not a seafaring expression and in cockney its rhyming slang for Beer, but in its context of messing something up it was first used in 1950 in Readers Digest although it is thought to be a extrapolation of the 16th century saying of "making a silk purse out of a sows ear".
Cat (‘o nine tails):- A multi tailed whip made with knotted cord.
Sea Dog:- Slang for a seafarer
Rabbit run:- Going ashore with the intention of buying souvenirs but usually has the potential to (and normally does) descend into an extended tour of bars in the dock area, and sometimes beyond, with the money originally set aside for presents etc being otherwise invested into alcoholic beverages.
T'was with a twinkle in me eye that I sat pondering all the animal names on board a ship that are in regular use and realized that I could have a scenario where I asked the bosun, who was keeping the dog watch, to do job on the monkey island.
I would have to call the engineers to get them to flash up the donkey boiler to provide steam for the winches in order to operate the derrick booms in union purchase.
That would mean making sure that a monkeys face was fitted, but we would have to make sure to properly mouse all the shackles holding it in place.
They would need to use a goose neck scraper to clean the swan neck vent and then use a dogs leg to paint it.
If they need to rig any staging they would have to use a lizard to secure it (but not with a cow hitch) and if one end of that was frayed they could quickly put a dogs dick in to tidy things up. They could tie it up under the crows nest and if the lizard was too long they could put a sheep shank in it.
If they needed to throw a rope to the other side they could put a monkeys fist in it.
Of course, in the olden days, if they made a pigs ear of the job I could always have administered the cat.
I now understand how the myth of noah's ark was created by Chinese whispers developed by landlubbers on overhearing sea dogs having a chat over a few rums when up the road on a rabbit run.
Glossary
Dog Watch:- Normally the 1600 to 2000 split into two.
Monkey Island:- The deck directly above the navigational bridge
Donkey Boiler:- Boiler used for jobs that require steam that can be provided without diverting steam from the main boilers of a steam driven vessel
Monkeys face (or in earlier times a Dead man’s face) :- A triangular metal plate with a hole near each angle apex and when looked at resembles a simple caricature of a monkeys face. Used for attaching two cargo runners and a cargo hook in order to effect two derricks into union purchase (or yard and stay as it is sometimes called) rigging
Mouse:- To secure the end of a shackle pin to ensure that it doesn’t come undone when under load or after constant vibration during operation.
Goose neck scraper:- A double ended metal scraper about a foot long with a sharpened scraping head at each end with one of the ends bent over at 90 degrees
Swan neck vent:- A tubular vent that comes up from the deck with the top 10 or 15 % bent back on itself in a u turn so it resembles a swans neck
Dogs Leg:- A long handled paint brush about a foot long to 18 inches with the brush head at an angle of about 30-40 degrees. Known ashore as a radiator brush so I am told.
Lizard:- A piece of rope approx. 2 fathoms long with a hard eye spliced into one end and a palm and needle whipping at the other. Used when a rope such as stage gantline or bosuns chair gantline is to be run through it to prevent chaffing.
Cow Hitch:- A knot similar to a clove hitch except the running ends emerge from the center of the knot in the same direction as opposed to a clove hitch where they emerge in opposite directions.
Dogs dick:- A back splice in a piece of rope.
Crows nest:- A look out station set high on a ships mast.
Sheep Shank:- A simple knot that is used to temporarily shorten a length of rope. Often found on grab lines fitted to the keels of lifeboats.
Monkeys Fist:- A knot that can be tied in the end of a piece of rope(usually a heaving line) that adds significant weight to the end of rope allowing it to be thrown further. Sometimes nuts or lead weights are added in the knot and as you tighten the strands of the knot it grips the weights much like a monkey putting its hand in a hole in tree to grab a treat and then not letting go of what it finds.
Pigs ear:-Not a seafaring expression and in cockney its rhyming slang for Beer, but in its context of messing something up it was first used in 1950 in Readers Digest although it is thought to be a extrapolation of the 16th century saying of "making a silk purse out of a sows ear".
Cat (‘o nine tails):- A multi tailed whip made with knotted cord.
Sea Dog:- Slang for a seafarer
Rabbit run:- Going ashore with the intention of buying souvenirs but usually has the potential to (and normally does) descend into an extended tour of bars in the dock area, and sometimes beyond, with the money originally set aside for presents etc being otherwise invested into alcoholic beverages.
May fair winds fill your sails and clear skies please your heart
Love and peace
Bentley
Thursday 4 July 2013
The 8 Bells Reunion
I first experienced the special space of the 8 Bells in Beaminster Dorset in early summer 1977.
My mum had moved to the village but I hadn't seen her for about 2 years as I had either been at sea gallivanting around central America or having a laugh with shipmates from various vessels whenever I did arrive for a week or so in the UK.
I though it high time I paid her a visit and made my way to the Dorset village where she lived with her new chap, a genial but slightly weird fellow who was postman.
They lived on the outskirts of the village on the Broadwindsor road (just opposite the home of the now legendary Henry vacuum cleaners).
After the telling of tales of derring do of the last couple of years (the edited version to my mum) I decided to check out the village pubs to see if there were any good ones to frequent and also if there was anyone who was likely to enjoy a spliff or three as was my want in those days.
My first stop was the Knapp Inn (we will return here later) which was a tiny little snug and bar type pub that was friendly enough but seemed to cater for a more elderly clientele than I was looking for, being only 19 years old at the time.
The next stop closer to the center of the village was the Royal Oak and that was more of the same as the Knapp except without the friendliness or character.
It should be said that at this time (ie the late/mid 70's) in the rural areas of the UK there were many more pubs about and they all mainly survived with various days of the week being given over to pub sports teams like darts, long alley skittles, table skittles, crib, dominoes and bar billiards etc. Most pubs had teams in many different leagues so had a guaranteed few in most nights of the week.
At that stage they hadn't mostly all become "restaurants that used to be bars" that now infest the countryside and often prefer people not to just turn up for a drink without eating as well, which is the sad fucking blight that has befallen most decent old rural boozers.
I think the breathyliser may have had something to do with the decline of the more isolated pubs as well.
It had to happen I suppose with less and less people employed in agriculture, the insidious start of second home ownership (holiday homes occupied for two weeks a year and the odd weekend) pricing locals out of the villages as more people became "inheritors" in the general dash for cash inspired by the foul bane of Thatcher.
This meant that people all spent longer at work trying to afford labour saving gadgets in their home that they had to borrow ever increasing amounts of money to buy from ever increasingly eager to lend lenders which in turn meant they had to spend more time at work to make more profit for the banks but in turn had less time and disposable income for their own leisure. (whoops off on a political rant tangent there for a moment)
Pubs were only open from about 11am till 2.30pm and again about 6pm till 10.30 most nights, except 11 on a Saturday.
Sunday opening was 12 till 2 and 7 till 10 (if at all) so if you were a young seafarer used to drinking in countries that had always embraced 24 hour bars the it was important to find a pub that did "lock ins", the delicious nirvana of after hours, slightly illegal drinking that always seemed to be a bit naughty but was also well worth the effort.
My next stop was the White Hart just off the village centre and when I entered the public bar things started to look up, at least as far as the clientele were concerned. The 6 or 7 slightly hippyish looking characters who were in the pub that day are still mates to this day.
As an aside the landlord, who's name escapes me, was a great big fat miserable bloke with the look of an ex copper about him (which turned out to be accurate). When he wasn't behind the bar one of his equally corpulent and, it has to be said, miserable daughters would be on duty.
It is normal to undergo a certain amount of surreptitious scrutiny of the sort any "newbie" gets when never seen before in a pub and as I ordered my pint there was bit of that going on which I forestalled by asking if anyone fancied a game of pool. That lead to several more games of pool and plenty of chat about how I had turned up in the village, what I did , what they did, what other pubs were about, where bands played, where to get a smoke etc etc. A little later they said they were popping down to the 8 Bells for a couple and did I want to join them.
"Does Snow White need a stepladder?" says I and off we go for the two minute walk to what would turn out to be a 36 year (and counting) acquaintance with the 8 Bells, or more accurately, the myriad of magnificent characters that frequented it.
Working from left to right was the bay window with built in benches all round but a bar billiards table in the middle of it. (It was moved later as the pub became ever more popular and a table was installed that would seat 6 to 8 at a squeeze and gave them a view of "up the lane" to the square.)
The benches followed round to the next wall with a table infront of them, and then to an open fire with a bench the other side running to the bar. There were 4 low slung 60's style bench seats (that could seat about 6 to 8 with some budging up and buttock juggling) with a low table near this.
Then the bar itself with 4 high stools with backs facing the main door and window. The bar was polished wood and behind were two large shelves that held 4 casks of the local brewery's beer (Palmers) called BB and IPA beer and two cider barrels.
In each case (beer and cider) there was one settling and one ready to go.
There were mirrored shelves with some glasses on them and optics Rum Whisky Brandy Gin Vodka attached to the front. Next to the bar on the right in a small alcove was an old looking fruit machine (which remained for the next 10 years and took only 2ps) then a door out to the rear indicating toilets.
Following right was another area with a dart board, wall mounted juke box and some more seating dotted about the place and in the window.
The overriding sense I (and many many more after and before me) experienced on entering was "This is it!!!"
What a wonderful vibe.
It must have been on the most perfect set of lay lines, or the planets were aligned with the plankton in the Adriatic on the day it was built, or the builders involved had all been loved up, but whatever the reason the 8 Bells had that special, homely, welcoming, safe, embracing, warm, party invoking, loving feeling that very few buildings have.
The Bells had it in abundance and it had me hooked from the first moment I stepped in the place.
The landlady at that time was a tall thin woman called Margret who carried the presence of an austere schoolmarm straight out of the pages of a Hardy novel. Her normal attire of smart navy blue skirt suits with white blouse with Cameo broach at the neck, seemed more suited to a trip to a sunday church service as opposed to pulling pints in a bar.
That said once you got past the initial frostiness she was a hard working pleasant woman who had been left to run the pub after the husband had either done a runner with a customer or died (I cant remember which). She always had the look of being ever so slightly disgusted with something or wishing to be somewhere else, but she performed her role with dignity and due care if not a little coldly on occasions. I don't remember her laughing much except in that sort of slightly exasperated way that some people do.
What she presided over was a renowned "cider house" ie a pub that sold a lot of cider, and because it sold a lot it was always fresh and enjoyable. (there will be a separate blog on the golden nirvana called the "cider triangle" which is situated in the area where the three counties of Dorset, Somerset and Devon meet.)
My new pals had asked me if I drank "Skry" (the local nickname for cider from the barrel) and I most certainly did, but one of them suggested I try a VC .
This most glorious of drinks is made up of cider (rough) and a top or dash of Vimpto which turns it into your most favourite fruity tasting drink (with the kick of a mule) you could possibly imagine.
Margret ran the Bells for about the first 2 or three years of my usage and then whilst I was at sea a transformation took place that was to take the Bells to another level and made it one of the most popular pubs for many miles around.
I returned after a few months away on a vessel working down in central america and so, as was normal after a long trip, I was all bronzed up, fit as fiddle and flush with cash. I had become quite a popular new addition to the pub and party scene in the area over the previous three years and had developed a bit of a reputation as someone who turned up from some exotic location (after months away) for a few weeks, had a whale of a time normally surrounded by laughter and occasional mayhem, burning the candle at both ends (and in the middle) and would then go dissapear back to sea for a few months.
I had arrived back in the middle of the week on a lunchtime and as normal made a beeline for the Bells. I looked in the window as the cab dropped me off and saw just one old local at the bar and someone I didn't recognise behind it.
I strolled in, plonked my bag down and said my customary "Aye Aye landlubbers", and the lady behind the bar broke into one of the loveliest, warmest, most welcoming and genuine of grins and said in a wonderful full Brummie accent "Ohh Hello, so you will be the Bentley I have been hearing about then. I am Ann the new landlady"
And so began a friendship which lasts to this day.
I found out they had moved from a pub up near Shepton Mallet and had been running the Bells for about three months. Later that evening I met her husband Colin who although 6'5'' and with the physique of a rugby player was also a wonderful warm friendly and ready to smile person. Their marvelous children Lisa and Richard (well into their teens by then) shared their parents wonderful smiles and gusto for life and fun.
Over the next few months they slowly transformed the place with their warmth, generosity of spirit (and letting you run a tab when skint) and zest for fun without really doing any alterations as such to the decor, although the bar billiards had to go to make way for the ever increasing number of people who began using the pub.
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As I mentioned earlier in those days not every pub had to turn itself into some sort of phony gastro experience and in the Bells, if you were lucky, there might be a cheese and onion roll available or the occasional delicious winter soup of curry that Ann would make. That said we didn't go out to eat, we went out to go on the piss and have a laugh which was always a distinct possibility in the Bells.
Some of the nights there are worthy of a blog post on their own merits so I wont waffle on because you really did have to be there to get it.
What made the 8 Bells so special was not only the arrival of Colin and Ann at exactly the right time, nor was it the vibe of the building itself, but the secret lie in the incredible eclectic mix of characters that called it their local or who drank there occasionally and when I started to write this I began to remember the names of some of the better known ones
So there it was, this wonderful mix of people all sharing a great pub. I knew of at least three generations of 16 to 23 year olds who passed through and then continued to use it until it was closed down by the brewery after pricing the rent beyond the reach of the capacity of the pub.
The bastards then turned it into a private house, rumour has it for their mother.
I confronted one of the brewery owners on the subject when he came into MrsB's and my own bar to try and flog us some of his piss-water beer.
He couldn't work out why our little cellar bar was outselling every other pub in the area for Stella (although it was the only draft beer we had) and I said that considering they owned so many I didn't believe he knew what a good pub was as he had just shut down what was considered by many to be a classic, namely the 8 Bells. He said "You can rent it if you like"
I responded that as free man I didn't have to enslave myself to a bunch of corporate gangster like themselves, and if they had any sort of compassion or sense of tradition, over and above shoving loot into their trousers, they would have let it (and a couple more similar great pubs already lost) run on peppercorn rents to keep the "country pub" alive.
He smirked that it wasn't possible I said "yea right" and we left it at that.
Imagine my unfettered joy when MrsB is invited by the ever lively and bubbly Suzi, through facebook, that there is to be an 8 Bells reunion 16 years after it had closed and it was to be held at the Knapp Inn in Beaminster.
I found out in February and immediately booked flights from Rennes across the water and organised a hire car. I also e-mailed my back to back on the ship and informed him we needed to change our rota a little as I had a very important date to attend on May25th that I was not prepared to miss.
To say it was like walking into an incredibly happy time warp would not do it justice.
We arrived at about half 7 and it was already heaving with a few familiar faces out on the pavement having a smoke.
After a few quick hellos and hugs and "wow look at you's" I needed to get the drinks so I ventured in to be met by a very familiar face that I couldn't place and he stuck out his hand and said "I know your face but cant remember you name."
I said "I'm Bentley and he gives me a huge hug and says "For fuck sake its been over 30 years Bentley, I'm Trev, Gibbers brother" and that was the start of several hours of similar re-unions full of laughter and reminiscing, with lots of "Oh Wow is that you's" and "you haven't changed a bit's" and "do you remember the such and such night".
If the world needed a boost of love and laughter and good feeling towards its fellow man then it received a massive dose of it on the 25th of May and it emanated from the Knapp Inn Beaminster and came form the shared camaraderie and happy memories of the regulars from the 8 Bells.
The first I saw of the Bakers was when I turned to see the daughter Lisa making a beeline for MrsB and myself, beaming her wonderful open smile, that could give light to a blind man, and it has to be said she looked identical to the last time I had seen her 17 or more years ago.
Then Colin and Ann were there for hugs handshakes as the "stars of the show" and I suspect they will be surfing on the wave of love they received for many moons to come.
We had taken our son and daughter now 23 and 25 to say hello as one of the last times Anne and Colin had seen them together Ann was a witness at our wedding when they were 2 and 4 so a few tears were shed but they were happy happy ones of fond memories and good times.
Later on I bumped into the son Richard who is as tall as his dad and nearly a carbon copy and also shares the genuine smile of someone who enjoys life for what it i
It was the local that MrsB and I spent many happy nights together when we first met and had fallen forever in love, and Ann still remembers the day when I first introduced Mrsb to her and when she had nipped out to the loo said "Oh Bentley she is adorable I can see why you are smitten"
Not everyone I remember from the regulars was there (in body) but then again they were never all there even on a busy night. (It could only hold 30 or so to seem quite busy, 50 to seem ram packed and 70 plus to be heaving and people having to use the courtyard out the back.)
As the years went by life moved along and people moved away or died or whatever, but that said all the characters absent and present were spoken of and remembered with great fondness.
Afterwards, in the days following the reunion, as I began to process the nights feelings and after effects I was split into two different emotions:-
one of fondly remembering a significant part of my youth where we all partied hard and enjoyed a special bond through the Bells and of course thought we were invincible;
and the second part was noticing for the first time the reality of my age and that, different from when the future seemed endless, I am now conscious I am using more and more of the less and less time that's left.
Perhaps that's why I enjoy it so much, but then again self diagnosing you have a terminal disease called "mortality" can have that effect on you .
Love and peace
Bentley
My mum had moved to the village but I hadn't seen her for about 2 years as I had either been at sea gallivanting around central America or having a laugh with shipmates from various vessels whenever I did arrive for a week or so in the UK.
I though it high time I paid her a visit and made my way to the Dorset village where she lived with her new chap, a genial but slightly weird fellow who was postman.
They lived on the outskirts of the village on the Broadwindsor road (just opposite the home of the now legendary Henry vacuum cleaners).
After the telling of tales of derring do of the last couple of years (the edited version to my mum) I decided to check out the village pubs to see if there were any good ones to frequent and also if there was anyone who was likely to enjoy a spliff or three as was my want in those days.
My first stop was the Knapp Inn (we will return here later) which was a tiny little snug and bar type pub that was friendly enough but seemed to cater for a more elderly clientele than I was looking for, being only 19 years old at the time.
The next stop closer to the center of the village was the Royal Oak and that was more of the same as the Knapp except without the friendliness or character.
It should be said that at this time (ie the late/mid 70's) in the rural areas of the UK there were many more pubs about and they all mainly survived with various days of the week being given over to pub sports teams like darts, long alley skittles, table skittles, crib, dominoes and bar billiards etc. Most pubs had teams in many different leagues so had a guaranteed few in most nights of the week.
At that stage they hadn't mostly all become "restaurants that used to be bars" that now infest the countryside and often prefer people not to just turn up for a drink without eating as well, which is the sad fucking blight that has befallen most decent old rural boozers.
I think the breathyliser may have had something to do with the decline of the more isolated pubs as well.
It had to happen I suppose with less and less people employed in agriculture, the insidious start of second home ownership (holiday homes occupied for two weeks a year and the odd weekend) pricing locals out of the villages as more people became "inheritors" in the general dash for cash inspired by the foul bane of Thatcher.
This meant that people all spent longer at work trying to afford labour saving gadgets in their home that they had to borrow ever increasing amounts of money to buy from ever increasingly eager to lend lenders which in turn meant they had to spend more time at work to make more profit for the banks but in turn had less time and disposable income for their own leisure. (whoops off on a political rant tangent there for a moment)
Pubs were only open from about 11am till 2.30pm and again about 6pm till 10.30 most nights, except 11 on a Saturday.
Sunday opening was 12 till 2 and 7 till 10 (if at all) so if you were a young seafarer used to drinking in countries that had always embraced 24 hour bars the it was important to find a pub that did "lock ins", the delicious nirvana of after hours, slightly illegal drinking that always seemed to be a bit naughty but was also well worth the effort.
My next stop was the White Hart just off the village centre and when I entered the public bar things started to look up, at least as far as the clientele were concerned. The 6 or 7 slightly hippyish looking characters who were in the pub that day are still mates to this day.
As an aside the landlord, who's name escapes me, was a great big fat miserable bloke with the look of an ex copper about him (which turned out to be accurate). When he wasn't behind the bar one of his equally corpulent and, it has to be said, miserable daughters would be on duty.
It is normal to undergo a certain amount of surreptitious scrutiny of the sort any "newbie" gets when never seen before in a pub and as I ordered my pint there was bit of that going on which I forestalled by asking if anyone fancied a game of pool. That lead to several more games of pool and plenty of chat about how I had turned up in the village, what I did , what they did, what other pubs were about, where bands played, where to get a smoke etc etc. A little later they said they were popping down to the 8 Bells for a couple and did I want to join them.
"Does Snow White need a stepladder?" says I and off we go for the two minute walk to what would turn out to be a 36 year (and counting) acquaintance with the 8 Bells, or more accurately, the myriad of magnificent characters that frequented it.
Working from left to right was the bay window with built in benches all round but a bar billiards table in the middle of it. (It was moved later as the pub became ever more popular and a table was installed that would seat 6 to 8 at a squeeze and gave them a view of "up the lane" to the square.)
The benches followed round to the next wall with a table infront of them, and then to an open fire with a bench the other side running to the bar. There were 4 low slung 60's style bench seats (that could seat about 6 to 8 with some budging up and buttock juggling) with a low table near this.
Then the bar itself with 4 high stools with backs facing the main door and window. The bar was polished wood and behind were two large shelves that held 4 casks of the local brewery's beer (Palmers) called BB and IPA beer and two cider barrels.
In each case (beer and cider) there was one settling and one ready to go.
There were mirrored shelves with some glasses on them and optics Rum Whisky Brandy Gin Vodka attached to the front. Next to the bar on the right in a small alcove was an old looking fruit machine (which remained for the next 10 years and took only 2ps) then a door out to the rear indicating toilets.
Following right was another area with a dart board, wall mounted juke box and some more seating dotted about the place and in the window.
The overriding sense I (and many many more after and before me) experienced on entering was "This is it!!!"
What a wonderful vibe.
It must have been on the most perfect set of lay lines, or the planets were aligned with the plankton in the Adriatic on the day it was built, or the builders involved had all been loved up, but whatever the reason the 8 Bells had that special, homely, welcoming, safe, embracing, warm, party invoking, loving feeling that very few buildings have.
The Bells had it in abundance and it had me hooked from the first moment I stepped in the place.
The landlady at that time was a tall thin woman called Margret who carried the presence of an austere schoolmarm straight out of the pages of a Hardy novel. Her normal attire of smart navy blue skirt suits with white blouse with Cameo broach at the neck, seemed more suited to a trip to a sunday church service as opposed to pulling pints in a bar.
That said once you got past the initial frostiness she was a hard working pleasant woman who had been left to run the pub after the husband had either done a runner with a customer or died (I cant remember which). She always had the look of being ever so slightly disgusted with something or wishing to be somewhere else, but she performed her role with dignity and due care if not a little coldly on occasions. I don't remember her laughing much except in that sort of slightly exasperated way that some people do.
What she presided over was a renowned "cider house" ie a pub that sold a lot of cider, and because it sold a lot it was always fresh and enjoyable. (there will be a separate blog on the golden nirvana called the "cider triangle" which is situated in the area where the three counties of Dorset, Somerset and Devon meet.)
My new pals had asked me if I drank "Skry" (the local nickname for cider from the barrel) and I most certainly did, but one of them suggested I try a VC .
This most glorious of drinks is made up of cider (rough) and a top or dash of Vimpto which turns it into your most favourite fruity tasting drink (with the kick of a mule) you could possibly imagine.
Margret ran the Bells for about the first 2 or three years of my usage and then whilst I was at sea a transformation took place that was to take the Bells to another level and made it one of the most popular pubs for many miles around.
I returned after a few months away on a vessel working down in central america and so, as was normal after a long trip, I was all bronzed up, fit as fiddle and flush with cash. I had become quite a popular new addition to the pub and party scene in the area over the previous three years and had developed a bit of a reputation as someone who turned up from some exotic location (after months away) for a few weeks, had a whale of a time normally surrounded by laughter and occasional mayhem, burning the candle at both ends (and in the middle) and would then go dissapear back to sea for a few months.
I had arrived back in the middle of the week on a lunchtime and as normal made a beeline for the Bells. I looked in the window as the cab dropped me off and saw just one old local at the bar and someone I didn't recognise behind it.
I strolled in, plonked my bag down and said my customary "Aye Aye landlubbers", and the lady behind the bar broke into one of the loveliest, warmest, most welcoming and genuine of grins and said in a wonderful full Brummie accent "Ohh Hello, so you will be the Bentley I have been hearing about then. I am Ann the new landlady"
And so began a friendship which lasts to this day.
I found out they had moved from a pub up near Shepton Mallet and had been running the Bells for about three months. Later that evening I met her husband Colin who although 6'5'' and with the physique of a rugby player was also a wonderful warm friendly and ready to smile person. Their marvelous children Lisa and Richard (well into their teens by then) shared their parents wonderful smiles and gusto for life and fun.
Over the next few months they slowly transformed the place with their warmth, generosity of spirit (and letting you run a tab when skint) and zest for fun without really doing any alterations as such to the decor, although the bar billiards had to go to make way for the ever increasing number of people who began using the pub.
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As I mentioned earlier in those days not every pub had to turn itself into some sort of phony gastro experience and in the Bells, if you were lucky, there might be a cheese and onion roll available or the occasional delicious winter soup of curry that Ann would make. That said we didn't go out to eat, we went out to go on the piss and have a laugh which was always a distinct possibility in the Bells.
Some of the nights there are worthy of a blog post on their own merits so I wont waffle on because you really did have to be there to get it.
What made the 8 Bells so special was not only the arrival of Colin and Ann at exactly the right time, nor was it the vibe of the building itself, but the secret lie in the incredible eclectic mix of characters that called it their local or who drank there occasionally and when I started to write this I began to remember the names of some of the better known ones
Gibbers - Hunky - MartinP - Spot - Merv - Liz - Hebbies - Fi - Nemoid - Wendy - Hawkeye - Helen - Nellie - Jo - Trev - Debbie - Benny -Troub - Shorty - Dilly - Tina - Dixie - Janet - Hack - Sid - Huck - Adam - Moses - Geraldine - Vinnie - Mary - Buzz - Pringo - Cloughy - Clemmo - Hannsy - Anna - Sarah - Chuck - Ali - Bunt - Sherfer - Lisa - Duck - Tracy - Cornel - Meatman - Shane - Anna - Alex - Janet - Gay Chris - Gay Pete - Ian - Bomb head - PeteC - Yosser - Andy - Mandy - Dawsey - Sterling - Anne - Big Bunny- Jayne - Little Bunny -Badger - Old Blue - Little Blue - Sneeze - TittySarah - Drunk Sarah - Joker - Scruff - Topsy - Paul - Sandra - Mathew - Mike - Cosy - Andy - Derrick - Graham - Shaun the Smackhead - MS Mike - Liz - Duncan - Tractor - Hippy Paul - Hippy Alan - Suzi - Kim - Jenny -Jayne x 4 - Clair - Mark - Fiona Sally - Jilly - Jill - Margret - Mark - Baby Sarah - Micheal - Lisa - Colin - Ann - Richard and many many more whose names escape me or who I never knew in the first place.
The line of work these people had were as varied as their names and included but were not limited to
Farmers - Builders - Nurses - Carpenters - Scrapmen - Binmen - Cabinet Makers - Cleaners - Army boys - Navy boys - Antique Dealers - Car Dealers - Drug Dealers - Petty Crooks - Proper Crooks - Poachers - Chancers - the occasional undercover Police Person (who were surprisingly easy to spot and to my knowledge didn't get anyone pregnant) Factory Workers - Net makers - Digger Drivers -Stable lads - Secretaries - Supervisors - Civil Servants - Social Workers - Housewives - Managers - Dentist - Roofers - Retirees - Engineers - Labourers - Carpenters - Students - Seamen and one bloke who made rubber fetish clothing and I kid you not his name was "Richard Glidewell".So there it was, this wonderful mix of people all sharing a great pub. I knew of at least three generations of 16 to 23 year olds who passed through and then continued to use it until it was closed down by the brewery after pricing the rent beyond the reach of the capacity of the pub.
The bastards then turned it into a private house, rumour has it for their mother.
I confronted one of the brewery owners on the subject when he came into MrsB's and my own bar to try and flog us some of his piss-water beer.
He couldn't work out why our little cellar bar was outselling every other pub in the area for Stella (although it was the only draft beer we had) and I said that considering they owned so many I didn't believe he knew what a good pub was as he had just shut down what was considered by many to be a classic, namely the 8 Bells. He said "You can rent it if you like"
I responded that as free man I didn't have to enslave myself to a bunch of corporate gangster like themselves, and if they had any sort of compassion or sense of tradition, over and above shoving loot into their trousers, they would have let it (and a couple more similar great pubs already lost) run on peppercorn rents to keep the "country pub" alive.
He smirked that it wasn't possible I said "yea right" and we left it at that.
Imagine my unfettered joy when MrsB is invited by the ever lively and bubbly Suzi, through facebook, that there is to be an 8 Bells reunion 16 years after it had closed and it was to be held at the Knapp Inn in Beaminster.
I found out in February and immediately booked flights from Rennes across the water and organised a hire car. I also e-mailed my back to back on the ship and informed him we needed to change our rota a little as I had a very important date to attend on May25th that I was not prepared to miss.
To say it was like walking into an incredibly happy time warp would not do it justice.
We arrived at about half 7 and it was already heaving with a few familiar faces out on the pavement having a smoke.
After a few quick hellos and hugs and "wow look at you's" I needed to get the drinks so I ventured in to be met by a very familiar face that I couldn't place and he stuck out his hand and said "I know your face but cant remember you name."
I said "I'm Bentley and he gives me a huge hug and says "For fuck sake its been over 30 years Bentley, I'm Trev, Gibbers brother" and that was the start of several hours of similar re-unions full of laughter and reminiscing, with lots of "Oh Wow is that you's" and "you haven't changed a bit's" and "do you remember the such and such night".
If the world needed a boost of love and laughter and good feeling towards its fellow man then it received a massive dose of it on the 25th of May and it emanated from the Knapp Inn Beaminster and came form the shared camaraderie and happy memories of the regulars from the 8 Bells.
The first I saw of the Bakers was when I turned to see the daughter Lisa making a beeline for MrsB and myself, beaming her wonderful open smile, that could give light to a blind man, and it has to be said she looked identical to the last time I had seen her 17 or more years ago.
Then Colin and Ann were there for hugs handshakes as the "stars of the show" and I suspect they will be surfing on the wave of love they received for many moons to come.
We had taken our son and daughter now 23 and 25 to say hello as one of the last times Anne and Colin had seen them together Ann was a witness at our wedding when they were 2 and 4 so a few tears were shed but they were happy happy ones of fond memories and good times.
Later on I bumped into the son Richard who is as tall as his dad and nearly a carbon copy and also shares the genuine smile of someone who enjoys life for what it i
It was the local that MrsB and I spent many happy nights together when we first met and had fallen forever in love, and Ann still remembers the day when I first introduced Mrsb to her and when she had nipped out to the loo said "Oh Bentley she is adorable I can see why you are smitten"
Not everyone I remember from the regulars was there (in body) but then again they were never all there even on a busy night. (It could only hold 30 or so to seem quite busy, 50 to seem ram packed and 70 plus to be heaving and people having to use the courtyard out the back.)
As the years went by life moved along and people moved away or died or whatever, but that said all the characters absent and present were spoken of and remembered with great fondness.
Afterwards, in the days following the reunion, as I began to process the nights feelings and after effects I was split into two different emotions:-
one of fondly remembering a significant part of my youth where we all partied hard and enjoyed a special bond through the Bells and of course thought we were invincible;
and the second part was noticing for the first time the reality of my age and that, different from when the future seemed endless, I am now conscious I am using more and more of the less and less time that's left.
Perhaps that's why I enjoy it so much, but then again self diagnosing you have a terminal disease called "mortality" can have that effect on you .
Love and peace
Bentley
Wednesday 26 June 2013
The Journey, Dailymailreading Moaners and the 8 Bells.
Aye Aye You frisky bunch of beauties, back on board again after a relatively uneventful trip out to Songklah via Southampton, Denmead (Portsmouth) Bridport, Lyme Regis, Somerton, Heathrow, Singapore, Hat Yai and finally Songklah and the an added hike to NST whihc is the chopper base three hours north along the coast form Songklah and then 5 different landings on platforms and rigs until arriving on the Champion.
Left the loving embrace of MrsB at 1200 (french time) on the 14th at Rennes airport and arrived on board at 1000 (french time) on the 18th.
The trip out included my annual offshore medical (which I passed with flying colours magnificent specimen etc ) I then had a evening sat outside the Harbour Inn in Lyme with an old mate piuttiong nthe world to rights for several hours. The next day was lunch at the wonderful LuLa's (used to be the cavity) in Bridport with my stunning daughter Pearl (who never fails to amaze me with her energy and enthusiasm for life and also her determination to live in a field in a van or wig wam,) and my wonderful nephew Will (who I haven't seen for over year and who has retrained from being a plasterer and now is a well qualified specialist carpenter working on beautiful bespoke yachts in Ipswich.)
The only downside is that he now wont pick up his plastering tools any more so I have to remember what he showed me and take it from there on the re-build. My cunning plan is to get him over and say Oh will I was trying this and it doesn't come out right am I doing it properly? Que to Will taking over to show me and saying "I just as well do this bit in case you muck it up"
Ha a fiendish plan I know, but worth giving it shot I think.
Pearl is off down to St Tropez for the summer working for family as child minder on what sounds like bloody good terms. I wont see here now until she stops of on her way back to the UK in early September.
Zak has been on an advanced rope climbing course to enable him to get work filming at height and immediately landed a job filming from one of the high wires above the stage at this years Glastonbury. Sop the Bentley clan are in fine order. MrsB is continuing with creating the terrace and garden as well as emptying the house of all superfluous items into the small barn garage we built this time ready for the preparation work needed for the kitchen floor and the rest of the electrics when I get home again.
I expect to get a significant amount done not only to the first project but also the second which is need of some tlc and we intend to put a ring beam around it this year to protect whats there although my building guru has told me we need to cast a thicker lintel over the big opening french doors first.
All that work to do and yet in August and September we have quite a few of our favourite people stopping over for visits which we always enjoy. It is great to hear from them about the progress we have made as when you are in it doing it you can easily lose sight of what it looked like a year or more ago.
Also when you have people staying whose opinion you value and know you well enough to be honest about their view when asked, they can give you feedback about the lay out of the house and the flow through it. It is always refreshing to hear.
I will spend some of the next 6 weeks entering into arguments with some of the dailymail reading (and all the right wing paranoia that reading that piece of shit invokes) retired types who populate a french forum I use. (frenchentree.com)
I shouldn't just highlight the mailreaders as there are some very good interesting people on the site with whom it is always enjoyable sharing opinions with (even with some of the mail readers who I would in real life avoid like the plague fall into that category). It is great fun and a good mental exercise to test out ones own opinions in an arena that is often quite hostile to anything that comes from left wing bias.
It is a bad thing to find out just how insular, narrow minded and full of bitterness angst and in some cases abject disappointment with their own lives some people are but they are out there and they don't just exist on forums. I have met a few in real life lately and I having trouble staying civil in their company. I may just resort to "Is this conversation going to last much longer because to be honest I am loosing the fucking will to live"
Some people just don't ever find happiness, or even contentment in their lives, and as such seem to project that no-one else should either. Maybe they do have it fleetingly, but it slips through their grasp to be condemned as something they will never have again, and in most cases they are right.
That in itself is bad enough but when they seek to garner a glimmer of joy, they can only do so by reveling in others downfall or by deriding the achievement or happiness of others as some sort of fluke and nothing to be celebrated.
It is that sort of miserable bastard that I would prefer if they fucked of out of sight or hearing and wallowed alone in their own misery away form the rest of society and without trying to drag the rest of us down to their own sorry woeful level.
Cor Blimey guv'nor were did that little unloading rant com from eh?? Funny the things we bottle up for releasing at an appropriate stage eh??
Now I was going to go on to write about one of the happiest events I have been to in my life but I have to do some work on the ship as we are about to move into 10 meters of one of the largest production platforms in the Gulf of Thailand so I had best be on my bestest most professionalist super concentrating, do what I am actually paid to do behaviour.
See you later for an insight into the 8 Bells reunion and what it meant to me.
Love and Peace
Bentley
Left the loving embrace of MrsB at 1200 (french time) on the 14th at Rennes airport and arrived on board at 1000 (french time) on the 18th.
The trip out included my annual offshore medical (which I passed with flying colours magnificent specimen etc ) I then had a evening sat outside the Harbour Inn in Lyme with an old mate piuttiong nthe world to rights for several hours. The next day was lunch at the wonderful LuLa's (used to be the cavity) in Bridport with my stunning daughter Pearl (who never fails to amaze me with her energy and enthusiasm for life and also her determination to live in a field in a van or wig wam,) and my wonderful nephew Will (who I haven't seen for over year and who has retrained from being a plasterer and now is a well qualified specialist carpenter working on beautiful bespoke yachts in Ipswich.)
The only downside is that he now wont pick up his plastering tools any more so I have to remember what he showed me and take it from there on the re-build. My cunning plan is to get him over and say Oh will I was trying this and it doesn't come out right am I doing it properly? Que to Will taking over to show me and saying "I just as well do this bit in case you muck it up"
Ha a fiendish plan I know, but worth giving it shot I think.
Pearl is off down to St Tropez for the summer working for family as child minder on what sounds like bloody good terms. I wont see here now until she stops of on her way back to the UK in early September.
Zak has been on an advanced rope climbing course to enable him to get work filming at height and immediately landed a job filming from one of the high wires above the stage at this years Glastonbury. Sop the Bentley clan are in fine order. MrsB is continuing with creating the terrace and garden as well as emptying the house of all superfluous items into the small barn garage we built this time ready for the preparation work needed for the kitchen floor and the rest of the electrics when I get home again.
I expect to get a significant amount done not only to the first project but also the second which is need of some tlc and we intend to put a ring beam around it this year to protect whats there although my building guru has told me we need to cast a thicker lintel over the big opening french doors first.
All that work to do and yet in August and September we have quite a few of our favourite people stopping over for visits which we always enjoy. It is great to hear from them about the progress we have made as when you are in it doing it you can easily lose sight of what it looked like a year or more ago.
Also when you have people staying whose opinion you value and know you well enough to be honest about their view when asked, they can give you feedback about the lay out of the house and the flow through it. It is always refreshing to hear.
I will spend some of the next 6 weeks entering into arguments with some of the dailymail reading (and all the right wing paranoia that reading that piece of shit invokes) retired types who populate a french forum I use. (frenchentree.com)
I shouldn't just highlight the mailreaders as there are some very good interesting people on the site with whom it is always enjoyable sharing opinions with (even with some of the mail readers who I would in real life avoid like the plague fall into that category). It is great fun and a good mental exercise to test out ones own opinions in an arena that is often quite hostile to anything that comes from left wing bias.
It is a bad thing to find out just how insular, narrow minded and full of bitterness angst and in some cases abject disappointment with their own lives some people are but they are out there and they don't just exist on forums. I have met a few in real life lately and I having trouble staying civil in their company. I may just resort to "Is this conversation going to last much longer because to be honest I am loosing the fucking will to live"
Some people just don't ever find happiness, or even contentment in their lives, and as such seem to project that no-one else should either. Maybe they do have it fleetingly, but it slips through their grasp to be condemned as something they will never have again, and in most cases they are right.
That in itself is bad enough but when they seek to garner a glimmer of joy, they can only do so by reveling in others downfall or by deriding the achievement or happiness of others as some sort of fluke and nothing to be celebrated.
It is that sort of miserable bastard that I would prefer if they fucked of out of sight or hearing and wallowed alone in their own misery away form the rest of society and without trying to drag the rest of us down to their own sorry woeful level.
Cor Blimey guv'nor were did that little unloading rant com from eh?? Funny the things we bottle up for releasing at an appropriate stage eh??
Now I was going to go on to write about one of the happiest events I have been to in my life but I have to do some work on the ship as we are about to move into 10 meters of one of the largest production platforms in the Gulf of Thailand so I had best be on my bestest most professionalist super concentrating, do what I am actually paid to do behaviour.
See you later for an insight into the 8 Bells reunion and what it meant to me.
Love and Peace
Bentley
Friday 5 April 2013
When your son makes you laugh
I had to have a long hearty laugh and said to myself "That's my boy!" when I read these words of thought from my son, who is now living in London working towards his goal of becoming a recognised filmmaker.
Sometimes when I'm on a crowded tube I think, am I just part of the rat race?
Am I the same as these people?
Just another bored cog in the system?
Then I remember that I wheelied a tractor once, and that was as cool as fuck.
It was so good I bought him the T shirt that says "I Do Tractor Wheelies"
Love and peace
Bentley
Sometimes when I'm on a crowded tube I think, am I just part of the rat race?
Am I the same as these people?
Just another bored cog in the system?
Then I remember that I wheelied a tractor once, and that was as cool as fuck.
It was so good I bought him the T shirt that says "I Do Tractor Wheelies"
Love and peace
Bentley
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